What’s in a Name?

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My mother is a dressmaker and her name is Taylor. She was literate early and her maiden name is Reid. Never mind Junior. Michael is a cut above the rest at RJR and he is Sharpe, Sport Commentary loves to cuss and he is Tracey. Another more famous Michael took many a woman and he was Manley.

Usain Bolt is fast but Asafa is said to lack toughness, never mind Tyson…hmmmm. Walter Dix is short. Carmeleta Jeter is supersonic. Outstanding 800 metre runner Abubaker Kaki only does well when he runs by himself and he cannot stand up through the rounds. Imagine, Tirunesh, from the country Rastafari call Jah Jah land, is Dibaba.

In politics little of what Vaz says holds water but Tufton is anything but. Poor Webhy could not untangle the finances of his minister. A Nelson is a crippling hold in wrestling but more common is the deceptive Half-Nelson. Millers grind seeds into ‘dus.’ Nevertheless, Chuck is parked in the speaker’s seat. Ronnie 2/8th is firmly quartered in the back benches. Know anything about Andrew Gallimore?…I know of his father. Still I believe Bobby is a closer relative because I cannot imagine any "man tek you."

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